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The hipster from before, still on his unicycle, is firing at the creature from behind a shield of security guards.

HIPSTER
Why aren’t the cops here yet?!

SECURITY OFFICER #2
We called them, but Mercury is in retrograde! They keep going to the wrong park!

SECURITY OFFICER #3
It says they are 2.4 miles away and they’ll be here in- THIRTY MINUTES?!

SPHINX CHILD
Look out!

The guards SCATTER as the creature’s massive head swipes across the ground. The hipster falls off his unicycle.