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on October 10, 2017
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MARIE
What is this?
Rubi holds it out for Marie to look at.
RUBI
I’m not sure, it was on the porch when I came home. It’s locked, I can’t open it.
Marie runs her finger over the cover.
RUBI
But it says it’s Galena’s. Which is weird, because I know I have every book she has ever written, and this isn’t one of them.
What is this?
Rubi holds it out for Marie to look at.
RUBI
I’m not sure, it was on the porch when I came home. It’s locked, I can’t open it.
Marie runs her finger over the cover.
RUBI
But it says it’s Galena’s. Which is weird, because I know I have every book she has ever written, and this isn’t one of them.
Oh! Is the second book a Sailor Moon reference? :3
Sharp eye, Tanu. 😀
It’s cute, in a way, that Rubi hasn’t figured out (yet) that it’s not just a book written by Galena, but Galena’s own ‘Book 😀
Rubi even has the dinosaur erotica she self-publishes online under an assumed name!
hahaha
Is “Got a Light” a reference to a certain musical about rent?
Not intentionally! I was just looking up candle puns for that one
Looks like a diary.
Out of curiosity, is Galena based on Silver Ravenwolf? A lot of those titles look like those she was pumping out about 15 years ago (no idea if she’s still doing so).
Nah, Galena is a little bit Oprah and a little bit Beyonce
Ah, okay.
Are the books all published by Lou Ellen Press?
Are ‘Witch, Please’ and ‘Basic Witch’ references to the wonderful feminist Harry Potter podcast, and the book by Jaya Saxena and Jess Zimmerman, respectively?
Not particularly. I was just trying to think of good witch puns based on current slang. I’ve never heard of those podcasts, I should check them out 😀
“Witch, Please: Spells for Handling Bullshit”
I so want that book.
Oh dear god, “Witch Please!”
Best. Pun. Ever