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JACK
I didn’t realize we had two full moons this month! I didn’t book my kennel, and now they’re all filled up! I’m not gonna have anywhere to go...

RUBI
Oh, because of the…

JACK
Yeah. Last time I turned without supervision, I put a hole in my wall and ate my dresser!

RUBI
Wow, like, the whole dresser?

JACK
The whole dresser.

RUBI
Well Marie’s running the rituals that night and I was supposed to go to that… but the shop’s closed so if you really need someone... I can see what I can do?

JACK
You would be literally saving my life.

RUBI
And your dresser.

JACK
Look, Lunette was telling me you are dating a guy-