Rubi Whipple

IN THE FRONT ROOM

Clay has turned on the tv to a show called “The Rich Witches of Salem Massachusetts”

Rubi re-emerges, shutting the door behind her.

CLAY
Everything go alright?

RUBI
Yeah, he’s all hooked up.

She pauses, giggling.

RUBI
Are you watching Rich Witches of Salem Massachusetts?

CLAY
Well, I didn’t mean to but it was kind of just on and I started watching it and couldn’t stop. Did you know Alice is 104 years old? She doesn’t look a day over 60!

There’s a beep. Clay sits up, excited.

CLAY
Popcorn’s ready!

RUBI
I can’t handle you.